there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
- Mascots are terrible
- they basically mock furries and otherkins
- Do NOT support mascots
- Especially if they’re animals
This has been a Psa (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
The Fault in Our Stars + quotes
↳“Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me, so I knew what Augustus was doing. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but a Sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile.”
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
dis bitch look like a above ground radish
It’s nice seeing that the kid from degrassi is walking again
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*